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Norm: "Hey, Frasier, you're a doctor. What happens to old, dead skin?"
Frasier: "Apparently, it sits on barstools and drinks beer all day."
From Cheers
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Norm: "Hey, Frasier, you're a doctor. What happens to old, dead skin?"
Frasier: "Apparently, it sits on barstools and drinks beer all day."
From Cheers
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